you know you go to monmouth regional...
written by Jane.

when there are firedrills there during a snow storm

when you know theres a fight because the security guard run faster down the halls then they would if there was a fire
... and theres a mob of kids following them

when there are more driving to school rules then there are actual school rules

when every bathroom smells like some1 smoked a pack

when the air conditioning is on in the winter and the heat in the spring

when you will find random objects thrown in locker room toilets

when the cockroaches can fly

when some bugs we dont kno exactly what they are..

when there can be over 3 fights in one day

when the bathrooms are locked between periods

when the classrooms are different shades of pastels... (yellow, teal, purple, blue)

when kids pull stupid pranks like putting chalk in the eraser so when i teacher goes to erase there is a nice big line across the board

when the clocks never say the right time and the hands spin randomly

when the t.v. has random celebritys birthdays posted.. including osama bin lodins..

when an ex math teacher is a pedofile

when you get sent home sick, your not allowed to drive your car home?? and a parent has to come get you..

when there are dodgeball and vollyball tournements and more students go to them, then to the sporting events.

when teachers sit outside the bathrooms to make sure nothings going down in there

when your planner is your pass

when it takes less then 5 minutes for the whole school to hear a rumor

when there has to be police escorts to the games vs neptune

when the loud speaker randomly plays music

when they sell food in the morning but you get in trouble for eating it in the halls before homeroom

when youve heard just about every curse in the human language

when we have one of the best weightrooms in NJ, but half the stuff is broken and they take forever to fix it.

when boys willingly dress up as girls for halloween (even though there told not to)

when there are at least 20 girls imitating rbc girls for halloween

when the apostrophy is in the wrong spot on the falcons nest painting.. (it looks like this.. falcon's ... but grammatically is suppose to be falcons')

when there are more students then there are desks

when everytime the monmouth maniacs see cba they chant things such as cbgay, whos your prom queen, and grab your ankles.

when more people go to the cba dances then they do our own

when everyone lives and feeds off the drama

and finally you know you go to monmouth regional when..

theres more bomb threats then fire drills
and your still proud to say you go there!

You know you go to Monmouth Regional when….
written by tawney.

On the side of the fries they serve at lunch says ‘Munchies.’

Your excuse for being late is that there was a fight and you couldn’t get through the crowd.

You get written up all the time but you don’t do the detentions and get away with it.

You get written up but the security guard “accidentally” doesn’t take the other half of the slip.

You don’t like Neptune kids just because they are from Neptune.

People are asking you about a certain infamous teacher who got caught doing something bad.

Most of the Teachers act like the Students.

There is a fight and the teachers have pulled up a seat to watch another teacher “handle” it.

There are a hundred different versions of the same happening and even the people involved are confused.

You see a girl with her thong showing and you turn around only to see the same thing.

People are saying the Asst. Principal is two-faced.

Kids are running around with their cell phones and CD players out though teachers are saying that they will be confiscated (And then don’t even take them in the halls)

The Teachers can tell you stories about the “Cockroach That Was”

You can call a teacher a slut or another bad name and no one will say anything.

The Cheerleaders are better at Football than the actual football players.

More People show up to the Powder Puff Game.

There is a Spirit Bus to take kids to games and people actually take it.

You can use someone else’s planner as a pass.

You see a group of kids walking towards the tennis court and you know that they are going to go smoke.
The Secretary is forced to say Happy Pi Day over the intercom.

And finally you know you go to Monmouth Regional When…

You celebrate Pi Day like it is a real event!

written by others.

you get called down to the office because a teacher thinks you smell like marajuana.